Monthly Archives: September 2011

Slap Your Way To Bigger Breasts!

Apparently, some lady in Thailand has managed to convince many females that if she slaps their breasts in a particular way, they’re gonna get bigger.

“That’s right, just deliver a few thousand well-placed blows to your chest and your boobs will swell right up, giving you the sexy cleavage you’ve always wanted. You might not want anyone to touch your severely bruised bosoms, but you will look HOT.”

Jezebel has a video of the woman just doing her thing. She says this knowledge was handed down to her by her ancestors. This is “ancient wisdom” we’re talking about here and she says it can make your boobs grow by a couple of inches. Except for some really small ones because apparently those just can’t be helped.

Can’t believe she gets paid to do this. More than that, I can’t believe women would willingly subject themselves to this kind of pain. Getting the bejeezus slapped out of your boobies is no joke, I can tell you that much.

Bitches be Crazy!

[sources: jezebel, dailymail]

I am confused…

huh?? sophie, you’re a little crazy…

[source: ah like your face 8d]

She’s Crazy!

[source: disney ladies from last night]

Psycho Ho

Pablo Francisco (a comedian) talks about “Psycho Ho” and other crazy women. Absolutely hilarious!

Happy Sunday!

Don’t Steal Chun Li’s Purse

Another example of how craziness can work to a girl’s advantage. This is pretty awesome.

Bitches be crazy awesome! Happy Friday!

[source: senorgif]

 

Jersey Shore

[credit: anonymous]

It’s Thursday

yep.

[credit: anonymous]

Clingy GF

i’ll admit it, i’ve done this. yikes. stage 5 clinger alert!

[source: memecenter]

The Female Paradox

 

truth.

[source: graphjam]

“I’m Fine”

truth.

[source: ragecomics]