Daily Archives: September 13, 2011

How To Get The Girl (According to the Movies)

Winning girls over is pretty fucking confusing (to say the least).

[source: Pleated Jeans]

Self-Proclaimed “Vampire” Attacks Elderly Man on Vacant Hooters Porch

Wow, THAT was a mouthful. (I know, I know, that’s what she said!)

But seriously though, the poor guy! Dude was just sleeping in his little motorized wheelchair when she just woke him up, told him she was a vampire and bit chunks of his face and neck. Ouch.

[source: jezebel (news); cokeslut (photo)]