Self-Proclaimed “Vampire” Attacks Elderly Man on Vacant Hooters Porch

Wow, THAT was a mouthful. (I know, I know, that’s what she said!)

But seriously though, the poor guy! Dude was just sleeping in his little motorized wheelchair when she just woke him up, told him she was a vampire and bit chunks of his face and neck. Ouch.

[source: jezebel (news); cokeslut (photo)]

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