Chuck, 28, says:
“My boss chewed me out in front of the entire staff this morning because I didn’t do this high-priority assignment that she supposedly emailed me last night. I checked my inbox and spam folders- nothing was there! Five minutes after embarrassing me in front of everyone, she realized that it was because she forgot to hit ‘send‘ and it was stuck in her drafts folder the whole night. But she still thinks this whole thing was my fault!
Bitches be crazy…”
Category Archives: Anecdotes
i was at a friend’s wedding, and at the end of the first dance during the reception, the mc asked for other couples to come up and join the newlyweds for a slow dance. i saw one girl at another table really wanted to go dance, but the guy she was with didn’t seem to want to. she kept insisting and finally got her way. so, she dragged him up and they danced. later on in the night, the mc was getting couples up on stage with the newlyweds for a fun activity. the girl obviously wanted to volunteer and was excitedly raising her hand. you could see the guy look so dejected. they ended up getting picked as one of the couples to go up. fast forward to the end of the night when it’s time for the bouquet toss. when the bride tossed it, the girl practically shoved her way through everyone else and snatched it in the air. haha. so, for the garter toss, the boyfriend was hiding in the back corner of the group at first, but the mc called him out to come to the middle. the groom felt obliged to toss the garter in his direction, and he ended up getting it.
so, you get the picture, right? the girl is very eager and very excited to announce their relationship to the world, but the guy is pretty reserved about it. when it was time for him to put the garter on her leg, the mc asked him how long they’ve been dating.
he shook his head and answered, “a month…”
whoa, slow down! bitches be crazy!
Tim, 27, says:
i was in the elevator of my building with my parents when a friend’s dad walked in. he greeted them, but they didn’t recognize him. when he left, i told my dad that it was my friend’s dad and asked if they greeted him back.
suddenly, my mom went off and said, “we’re adults at our age. we know how to be polite without you having to tell us off.”
wtf? what’s that all about? bitches be crazy!
Romeo, 29, says:
My girlfriend and I somehow got into a heated argument one day about something really stupid. It was a disagreement about a TV show. During the course of the fight, she said something that made me really mad. She said, “(name of her ex) would understand!” I didn’t know why she was bringing up her ex during a dumb fight, but I decided to just walk away and not make a bigger deal out of it. Because we were living together, I needed to get out of the apartment to blow off some steam. So, I just stopped arguing, got dressed, and told her that I was heading to the gym.
After about half an hour in the gym, I happened to walk by the door and saw her staring wildly like a madwoman through the little window on the door. A little confused, I walked over and let her in, and she told me that she came to check on me because she thought that I had run off to cheat on her. Really? She was the one bringing up her ex during a stupid argument, and she thinks I’m the one running off to cheat on her? Wtf? Bitches be crazy.
Francis, 24, says:
I had this girl sleep over my house one night, and we ended up hooking up. As things got hot and heavy in my bedroom, she takes it upon herself to remove her underwear… top AND bottom. “It’s on like donkey kong,” I think. As I reach for the rubbers, she stops me and tells me she only has sex with boyfriends… Bitches be crazy.
Lauren, 26, says:
A few years ago, my mom had this crazy notion that I was an impulsive shopaholic with no sense of savings or financial responsibility. Every chance she would get, she’d sit me down and lecture me on the value of money, and I’d just let her go on. I knew nothing I’d say would convince her that I wasn’t throwing my money away on random, useless stuff. Besides, it really wasn’t any of her business. One day, she chanced upon a receipt of my savings account and found out that I had a pretty healthy chunk of money stashed away. She then proceeded to scold me and accuse me of lying to her about the state of my finances and hoarding money away unhealthily like some deranged squirrel. First, she’s upset that I’m not saving enough. Now, she’s upset that I’m saving too much? Seriously? Bitches be crazy.
AK, 29, says:
I went to an all girls college, and the craziest thing happened during my junior year. One of the girls living in a lower floor of my dorm started a fire in the building completely by accident. She had left a scented candle by the curtains, and the drapes caught on fire. Luckily, no one got hurt. The unexpected casualty of this mishap? Her desktop computer. In her panic, she just chucked it out of the window. She didn’t throw clothes, books, or anything like that, just her computer.
When did flames = throw expensive desktop computer out of the window?
Bitches be crazy.
Kurt, 28, says:
I was in this casual fling with a girl who didn’t want anything serious because she was actually engaged to someone else. One day, she invited me to tag along on this beach trip she had planned with a bunch of her friends. It turned out to be great fun, and we got a lot of leisure time and sexy time in. After returning home from the trip, I logged into Facebook only to discover that she had changed her last name on her profile… to MY last name! wtf? Bitches be crazy.