Category Archives: News

Dental Revenge

a woman in poland took revenge on her ex-boyfriend for leaving her for another woman by pulling all of his teeth out.

Anna Mackowiak, 34, is facing jail after taking her revenge on 45-year-old Marek Olszewski when he turned up at her surgery with toothache just days after breaking up with her.

She gave him a heavy dose of anaesthetic and plucked his teeth out.

to be honest, i think he got what was coming. he had just left this woman for someone else days before, and he shows up at her office to get dental surgery from her. he allowed her to put him under knowing the kind of horrible tools she had at her disposal. what part of that seemed like a good idea?

click here to read the full story.

[source: mail online]

Japan’s Black Widow

late last week, a japanese court sentenced a woman to death for the murder of 3 of her lovers. she seduced them online, extorted huge amounts of money, and then killed them.

Thus far, Kijima has been arrested for defrauding four other men, in their 40s and 50s, out of a total of 5.3 million yen after posing as a prospective marriage partner.

On several matchmaking sites she utilized the search tools to locate her targets based on age, marital status and income…

They met online. An analysis of her computer showed how she initiated the encounter. This included sending her profile and a picture, which had been altered to look very attractive. I don’t know if she used the same picture with other guys but I would guess they must have been disappointed when seeing her in person.” (The photo appears to have been carefully cropped so as to show only the area of her body between her lips and chest.)

click here to read more.

she ain’t messin w/ no broke ninja…

[source: kotaku, tokyo reporter]

Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley

“They asked if the car was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,” says Knight. “I told them, ‘No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.’ They didn’t really know what to make of it.”

(NSFW pic after the jump)

[source: sfist]

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Woman Burns Down Friend’s House for Defriending Her on Facebook

Navigating proper etiquette of social media has always been a tricky thing. How long does one typically wait before adding a cute girl they just met on Facebook? Is it ever really okay for parents to comment on their child’s embarrassing status updates?

What I do know is burning down someone’s house for defriending you on Facebook is a bit much.

Some deets here:

Jen Harris, a Des Moines native was arrested for having allegedly set fire to the home of Nikki Rasmussen, an old friend, while Nikki and her husband Jim were fast asleep.

A police report says that when an officer asked Nikki Rasmussen about Jen Harris, Rasmussen said “… the two are no longer friends due to a dispute over Facebook. According to Nikki, Jen is angry with her because she ended their friendship on Facebook.”

“Things were posted on Facebook,” [Detective Jack ] Kamerick said. “Jen asked Nikki to create an event on Facebook for a party. Nikki did that. As the date for the party approached “there were a lot of ‘declines,’ on Facebook, the detective said. It was looking like the party might be a bust. The dispute apparently blossomed.

Relationship status: It’s Complicated.

Bitches be crazy!

[source: jezebel]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned from a breakup that happened in 2009

Toni Jo Silvey, 49, still reeling from a 2009 breakup with a guy named Peter Main, is being charged with felony stalking after:

  1. Calling her ex boyfriend over 1,000 times in three months
  2. Breaking his kitchen window with a five-foot sword
  3. Documenting her heartbreak on a rambling blog dedicated how she couldn’t understand why that goddamn bastard didn’t love her anymore.

Oh man… talk about the ex girlfriend from hell!

[sources: article: Houston Chronicle; semi-unrelated picture: mullet2000]

Pregnant Woman Finishes Marathon – Gives Birth After

When craziness = wtf were you thinking = that’s ridiculously awesome that you accomplished this = but holy shit wtf were you thinking?!

CHICAGO — Amber Miller felt contractions just minutes after crossing the finish line at the Chicago Marathon. A few hours later, the suburban Chicago woman — who slogged her way through 26.2 miles while nearly 39 weeks pregnant — delivered June, a healthy baby girl.

Miller has now completed eight marathons — three of them while pregnant. She ran one when she was 17 weeks pregnant with June, and another when she was pregnant with June’s older brother Caleb.

[sources: ESPN, ABC]
[credit: Ed]

Yet Another Subway Fight

WTF convinced these girls that getting into an all-out fight with the cops would end well…?! subway fights are turning into a pretty popular category here on bitchesbecrazy…

[source: gawker]

 

Slap Your Way To Bigger Breasts!

Apparently, some lady in Thailand has managed to convince many females that if she slaps their breasts in a particular way, they’re gonna get bigger.

“That’s right, just deliver a few thousand well-placed blows to your chest and your boobs will swell right up, giving you the sexy cleavage you’ve always wanted. You might not want anyone to touch your severely bruised bosoms, but you will look HOT.”

Jezebel has a video of the woman just doing her thing. She says this knowledge was handed down to her by her ancestors. This is “ancient wisdom” we’re talking about here and she says it can make your boobs grow by a couple of inches. Except for some really small ones because apparently those just can’t be helped.

Can’t believe she gets paid to do this. More than that, I can’t believe women would willingly subject themselves to this kind of pain. Getting the bejeezus slapped out of your boobies is no joke, I can tell you that much.

Bitches be Crazy!

[sources: jezebel, dailymail]

Woman Buys a Block of Wood with an Apple Logo Thinking It’s an iPad

I can haz ipad? =D

“The spectacularly stupid Ashley McDowell was approached by two men in a McDonald’s parking lot where they offered to sell her an iPad for $300. She only had $180, but they gave it to her anyway. When she got home, she found out it was really just a block of wood with an Apple logo painted on the back.”

[source: gawker]

Self-Proclaimed “Vampire” Attacks Elderly Man on Vacant Hooters Porch

Wow, THAT was a mouthful. (I know, I know, that’s what she said!)

But seriously though, the poor guy! Dude was just sleeping in his little motorized wheelchair when she just woke him up, told him she was a vampire and bit chunks of his face and neck. Ouch.

[source: jezebel (news); cokeslut (photo)]