In a headline that just screams, “Mother of the Year,” 25 year old Amanda Nabers left her two young kids alone at home to get some steamy action from her 13 year old neighbor.
According to an arrest affidavit reported in the San Antonio Express-News, Amanda Ann Nabers confessed to getting way too neighborly with the boy four or five times beginning in February.
She also reportedly told police that prior to the first sexual episode, she popped Xanax, smoked weed and knocked back a few cans of Four Loko.
[source: jezebel]
Brooke Collins of Juneau, Alaska was crazy enough to punch a mother-effing bear in the mother-effing nose to save her puppy, Fudge, from being bear chow! [Editor's note: Pet-owners of the world, please do not attempt this at home!] Really puts the whole protective-mama-bear thing into perspective huh?
I never thought I’d ever see MMA-style fighting on the floor of a subway train. Click on the source to check it out. It’s pretty effing intense. It’s also absolutely horrifying. Ladies, seriously, there is no reason for you to be conducting yourselves like this in public.
“Tuscaloosa Police responded to the scene where they were told a woman with a “drawn-on” beard attempting to look like a man entered the bank and stated she had a bomb while demanding money after placing the device on the counter.”
A week old but no less crazy:
I know it’s a poor excuse to act like a total bitch but seriously, TRUST ME when I say, do not fuck around when women’s hormones are involved.