Apparently, some lady in Thailand has managed to convince many females that if she slaps their breasts in a particular way, they’re gonna get bigger.

“That’s right, just deliver a few thousand well-placed blows to your chest and your boobs will swell right up, giving you the sexy cleavage you’ve always wanted. You might not want anyone to touch your severely bruised bosoms, but you will look HOT.”

Jezebel has a video of the woman just doing her thing. She says this knowledge was handed down to her by her ancestors. This is “ancient wisdom” we’re talking about here and she says it can make your boobs grow by a couple of inches. Except for some really small ones because apparently those just can’t be helped.

Can’t believe she gets paid to do this. More than that, I can’t believe women would willingly subject themselves to this kind of pain. Getting the bejeezus slapped out of your boobies is no joke, I can tell you that much.

Bitches be Crazy!

[sources: jezebel, dailymail]